But I just went to the pub by the ground and had the best pub meal ever! And good beer too! Maybe it will be our day. Or..whisper it..could it possibly be that my luck in finding decent grub and negotiating the underground smoothly has no bearing on the result?
Nah! No real football fan would think that! Now where's that lucky codpiece? Better pop into the bog and make sure it's in place for kick off!